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Albert Einstein
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Thomas Jefferson
Richard Dawkins
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Albert Einstein


Theoretical physicist, discoverer of relativity and energy-mass equivalence, and arguably the most important person ever to live

Albert EinsteinIt was, of course, a lie what you read about my religious convictions, a lie which is being systematically repeated. I do not believe in a personal god and I have never denied this but have expressed it clearly. If something is in me which can be called religious then it is the unbounded admiration for the structure of the world so far as our science can reveal it.
-Albert Einstein

The word god is for me nothing more than the expression and product of human weaknesses, the Bible a collection of honorable, but still primitive legends which are nevertheless pretty childish. No interpretation, no matter how subtle, can for me change this.
-Albert Einstein

Strange is our situation here on Earth. Each of us comes for a short visit, not knowing why, yet sometimes seeming to divine a purpose. From the standpoint of daily life, however, there is one thing we do know: that man is here for the sake of other men.
-Albert Einstein

I cannot imagine a god who rewards and punishes the objects of his creation, whose purposes are modeled after our own... a god, in short, who is but a reflection of human frailty.
-Albert Einstein

I do not believe in immortality of the individual, and I consider ethics to be an exclusively human concern with no superhuman authority behind it.
-Albert Einstein

A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties and needs... no religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear of punishment and hope of reward after death.
-Albert Einstein

It seems to me that the idea of a personal god is an anthropological concept which I cannot take seriously.
-Albert Einstein

Scientific research is based on the idea that everything that takes place is determined by laws of nature, and therefore this holds for the action of people. For this reason, a research scientist will hardly be inclined to believe that events could be influenced by a prayer... that is by a wish addressed to a supernatural being.
-Albert Einstein

I cannot conceive of a personal god who would directly influence the actions of individuals, or would directly sit in judgment on creatures of his own creation.
-Albert Einstein

My religiosity consists in a humble admiration of the infinitely superior spirit that reveals itself in the little that we, with our weak and transitory understanding, can comprehend of reality. Morality is of the highest importance... but for us, not for god.
-Albert Einstein

Neither can I believe that the individual survives the death of his body, although feeble souls harbor such thoughts through fear or ridiculous egotisms. I am satisfied with the mystery of the eternity of life and with the awareness and a glimpse of the marvelous structure of the existing world, together with the devoted striving to comprehend a portion, be it ever so tiny, of the reason that manifests itself in nature.
-Albert Einstein

I am convinced that some political and social activities and practices of the Catholic organizations are detrimental and even dangerous for the community as a whole, here and everywhere. I mention here only the fight against birth control at a time when overpopulation in various countries has become a serious threat to the health of people and a grave obstacle to any attempt to organize peace on this planet.
-Albert Einstein

To be sure, the doctrine of a personal god interfering with the natural events could never be refuted, in the real sense, by science, for this doctrine can always take refuge in those domains in which scientific knowledge has not yet been able to set foot.
-Albert Einstein

For a doctrine which is able to maintain itself not in clear light but only in the dark, will of necessity lose its effect on mankind, with incalculable harm to human progress.
-Albert Einstein

The mystical trend of our time, which shows itself particularly in the rampant growth of the so-called theosophy and spiritualism, is for me no more than a symptom of weakness and confusion.
-Albert Einstein

Since our inner experiences consist of reproductions and combinations of sensory impressions, the concept of a soul without a body seems to me to be empty and devoid of meaning.
-Albert Einstein

The further the spiritual evolution of mankind advances, the more certain it seems to me that the path to genuine religiosity does not lie through the fears of life or death, and blind faith, but through striving after rational knowledge.
-Albert Einstein

But there is only one true immortality, on a cosmic scale, and that is the immortality of the cosmos itself. There is no other.
-Albert Einstein

Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously uses his intelligence.
-Albert Einstein

One thing I have learned in a long life... that all our science measured against reality is primitive and childlike, and yet it is the most precious thing we have.
-Albert Einstein

Religion, on the other hand, is concerned only with evaluating human thought and actions. It is not qualified to speak of real facts and the relationships between them.
-Albert Einstein

A human being is a part of the whole, called by us Universe, a part limited in time and space. He experiences himself, his thoughts and feelings as something separated from the rest... a kind of optical delusion of his consciousness. This delusion is a kind of prison, restricting us to our personal desires and to affection for a few persons nearest to us. Our task must be to free from this prison by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole nature in its beauty.
-Albert Einstein

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Stephen Hawking


Theoretical physicist known for contributions to cosmology, quantum gravity, the big bang, and black holes.

Stephen HawkingThe whole history of science has been the gradual realization that events do not happen in an arbitrary manner, but that they reflect a certain underlying order, which may or may not be divinely inspired.
-Stephen Hawking

We could call order by the name of god, but it would be an impersonal god. There's not much personal about the laws of physics.
-Stephen Hawking

All that my work has shown is that you don't have to say that the way the universe began was the personal whim of god.
-Stephen Hawking

I do not believe in a personal god.
-Stephen Hawking

I put a lot of effort into writing 'A Briefer History [of time]' at a time when I was critically ill with pneumonia because I think that it's important for scientists to explain their work, particularly in cosmology. This now answers many questions once asked of religion.
-Stephen Hawking

But if the universe is completely self-contained, having no boundary or edge, it would neither be created nor destroyed. It would simply be. What place then for a creator?
-Stephen Hawking

We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a very average star. But we can understand the Universe. That makes us something very special.
-Stephen Hawking

What I have done is to show that it is possible for the way the universe began to be determined by the laws of science. In that case, it would not be necessary to appeal to god to decide how the universe began. This doesn't prove that there is no god, only that god is not necessary.
-Stephen Hawking

One does not have to appeal to god to set the initial conditions for the creation of the universe, but if one does He would have to act through the laws of physics.
-Stephen Hawking

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Thomas Jefferson


Founding Father, Author of the Declaration of Independence, and US President

Thomas JeffersonReligions are all alike founded upon fables and mythologies.
-Thomas Jefferson

Ridicule is the only weapon which can be used against unintelligible propositions. Ideas must be distinct before reason can act upon them, and no man ever had a distinct idea of the trinity. It is the mere abracadabra of the mountebanks calling themselves the priests of Jesus.
-Thomas Jefferson

The priests of the different religious sects dread the advance of science as witches do the approach of daylight, and scowl on the fatal harbinger announcing the subdivision of the duperies on which they live.
-Thomas Jefferson

I do not find in Christianity one redeeming feature.
-Thomas Jefferson

Christianity is the most perverted system that ever shone on man.
-Thomas Jefferson

The Christian god is a three headed monster: cruel, vengeful, and capricious. If one wishes to know more of this raging three headed beast-like god, one only needs to look at the caliber of people who say they serve him. They are always of two classes: fool and hypocrites.
-Thomas Jefferson

The whole history of these books [the Gospels] is so defective and doubtful that it seems vain to attempt minute enquiry into it: and such tricks have been played with their text, and with the texts of other books relating to them, that we have a right, from that cause, to entertain much doubt what parts of them are genuine. In the New Testament there is internal evidence that parts of it have proceeded from an extraordinary man, and that other parts are of the fabric of very inferior minds. It is as easy to separate those parts, as to pick out diamonds from dunghills.
-Thomas Jefferson

In every country and in every age, the priest has been hostile to liberty. He is always in alliance with the despot, abetting his abuses in return for protection to his own.
-Thomas Jefferson

My opinion is that there would never have been an infidel, if there had never been a priest. The artificial structures they have built on the purest of all moral systems, for the purpose of deriving from it pence and power, revolts those who think for themselves, and who read in that system only what is really there.
-Thomas Jefferson

Among the sayings and discourses imputed to him [Jesus] by his biographers, I find many passages of fine imagination, correct morality, and of the most lovely benevolence, and others again of so much ignorance, so much absurdity, so much untruth, charlatanism, and imposture, as to pronounce it impossible that such contradictions should have proceeded from the same being.
-Thomas Jefferson

Man once surrendering his reason, has no remaining guard against absurdities the most monstrous, and like a ship without rudder, is the sport of every wind.
-Thomas Jefferson

And the day will come when the mystical generation of Jesus, by the supreme being as his father in the womb of a virgin will be classed with the fable of the generation of Minerve in the brain of Jupiter. But may we hope that the dawn of reason and freedom of thought in these United States will do away with this artificial scaffolding, and restore to us the primitive and genuine doctrines of this most venerated reformer of human errors.
-Thomas Jefferson

It is between fifty and sixty years since I read it [the Apocalypse], and I then considered it merely the ravings of a maniac, no more worthy nor capable of explanation than the incoherencies of our own nightly dreams.
-Thomas Jefferson

If by religion, we are to understand sectarian dogmas, in which no two of them agree, then your exclamation on that hypothesis is just: that this would be the best of worlds if there were no religion in it.
-Thomas Jefferson

Millions of innocent men, women, and children, since the introduction of Christianity, have been burnt, tortured, fined, and imprisoned, yet we have not advanced one inch toward uniformity. What has been the effect of coercion? To make one half the world fools, and the other half hypocrites... to support roguery and error all over the earth.
-Thomas Jefferson

Erecting the "wall of separation between church and state" therefore, is absolutely essential in a free society.
-Thomas Jefferson

The common law existed while the Anglo-Saxons were yet pagans, at a time when they had never yet heard the name of Christ pronounced or knew that such a character existed.
-Thomas Jefferson

But every state, says an inquisitor, has established some religion. No two, say I, have established the same.
-Thomas Jefferson

The clergy, by getting themselves established by law and engrafted into the machine of government, have been a very formidable engine against the civil and religious rights of man.
-Thomas Jefferson

The law for religious freedom has put down the aristocracy of the clergy and restored to the citizen the freedom of the mind.
-Thomas Jefferson

The declaration that religious faith shall be unpunished does not give immunity to criminal acts dictated by religious error.
-Thomas Jefferson

If anything pass in a religious meeting seditiously and contrary to the public peace, let it be punished in the same manner and no otherwise than as if it had happened in a fair or market.
-Thomas Jefferson

The natural course of the human mind is certainly from credulity to skepticism.
-Thomas Jefferson

Fix reason firmly in her seat, and call to her tribunal every fact, every opinion. Question with boldness even the existence of a god, because, if there be one, he must approve the homage of reason rather than of blind-folded fear. Do not be frightened from this inquiry by any fear of its consequences. If it end in a belief that there is no god, you will find incitements to virtue in the comfort and pleasantness you feel in its exercise and in the love of others it will procure for you.
-Thomas Jefferson

It is an insult to our citizens to question whether they are rational beings or not, and blasphemy against religion to suppose it cannot stand the test of truth and reason.
-Thomas Jefferson

Every Christian sect gives a great handle to atheism by their general dogma that, without a revelation, there would not be sufficient proof of the being of god.
-Thomas Jefferson

Creeds have been the bane and ruin of the Christian church... its own fatal invention, which, through so many ages, made of Christendom a slaughterhouse, and at this day divides it into castes of inextinguishable hatred to one another.
-Thomas Jefferson

On the dogmas of religion, as distinguished from moral principles, all mankind, from the beginning of the world to this day, have been quarreling, fighting, burning and torturing one another, for abstractions unintelligible to themselves and to all others, and absolutely beyond the comprehension of the human mind.
-Thomas Jefferson

I am not afraid of the priests. They have tried upon me all their various batteries, of pious whining, hypocritical canting, lying, and slandering, without being able to give me one moment of pain.
-Thomas Jefferson

I have ever judged of the religion of others by their lives. It is in our lives, and not from our words, that our religion must be read. By the same test the world must judge me. But this does not satisfy the priesthood. They must have a positive, a declared assent, to all their interested absurdities. My opinion is that there would never have been an infidel, if there had never been a priest.
-Thomas Jefferson

To talk of immaterial existences is to talk of nothings. To say that the human soul, angels, god, are immaterial, is to say they are nothings, or that there is no god, no angels, no soul. I cannot reason otherwise ... without plunging into the fathomless abyss of dreams and phantasms. I am satisfied, and sufficiently occupied with the things which are, without tormenting or troubling myself about those which may indeed be, but of which I have no evidence.
-Thomas Jefferson

The day will come when the mystical generation of Jesus, by the supreme being as his father, in the womb of a virgin, will be classed with the fable of the generation of Minerva in the brain of Jupiter.
-Thomas Jefferson

We find in the writings of his [Jesus] biographers a groundwork of vulgar ignorance, of things impossible, of superstitions, fanaticisms and fabrications.
-Thomas Jefferson

That sect [Judaism] had presented for the object of their worship, a being of terrific character: cruel, vindictive, capricious and unjust.
-Thomas Jefferson

Ignorance is preferable to error, and he is less remote from the truth who believes nothing than he who believes what is wrong.
-Thomas Jefferson

I concur with you strictly in your opinion of the comparative merits of atheism and demonism, and really see nothing but the latter in the being worshiped by many who think themselves Christians.
-Thomas Jefferson

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Richard Dawkins


Leading evolutionary biologist, Fellow of the Royal Institute, Chair and Fellow of the University of Oxford

Richard Dawkins

To explain the origin of the DNA protein machine by invoking a supernatural designer is to explain precisely nothing, for it leaves unexplained the origin of the designer. You have to say something like 'god was always there', and if you allow yourself that kind of lazy way out, you might as well just say 'DNA was always there', or 'life was always there', and be done with it.
-Richard Dawkins

Scientific beliefs are supported by evidence, and they get results. Myths and faiths are not, and do not.
-Richard Dawkins

Any god capable of intelligently designing something as complex as the DNA/protein replicating machine must have been at least as complex and organized as that machine itself. Far more so if we suppose him additionally capable of such advanced functions as listening to prayers and forgiving sins.
-Richard Dawkins

Reason has built the modern world. It is a precious but also a fragile thing, which can be corroded by apparently harmless irrationality. We must favor verifiable evidence over private feeling. Otherwise we leave ourselves vulnerable to those who would obscure the truth.
-Richard Dawkins

It is absolutely safe to say that if you meet somebody who claims not to believe in evolution, that person is ignorant, stupid or insane. Or wicked, but I'd rather not consider that.
-Richard Dawkins

The list of things about which we strictly have to be agnostic doesn't stop at tooth fairies and celestial teapots. It is infinite. If you want to believe in a particular one of them: teapots, unicorns, tooth fairies, Thor, or Yahweh, the onus is on you to say why you believe in it. The onus is not on the rest of us to say why we do not. We who are atheists are also a-fairyists, a-teapotists, and a-unicornists, but we don't have to bother saying so.
-Richard Dawkins

Religion teaches the dangerous nonsense that death is not the end.
-Richard Dawkins

Faith is the great cop - out, the great excuse to evade the need to think and evaluate evidence. Faith is belief in spite of, even perhaps because of, the lack of evidence.
-Richard Dawkins

I don't think god is an explanation at all. It's simply re-describing the problem. We are trying to understand how we have got a complicated world, and we have an explanation in terms of a slightly simpler world, and we explain that in terms of a slightly simpler world and it all hangs together down to an ultimately simple world. Now, god is not an explanation of that kind. God himself cannot be simple if he has power to do all the things he is supposed to do.
-Richard Dawkins

If people think god is interesting, the onus is on them to show that there is anything there to talk about. Otherwise they should just shut up about it.
-Richard Dawkins

The total amount of suffering per year in the natural world is beyond all decent contemplation. During the minute that it takes me to compose this sentence, thousands of animals are being eaten alive, many others are running for their lives, whimpering with fear, others are slowly being devoured from within by rasping parasites… thousands of all kinds are dying of starvation, thirst, and disease. It must be so. If there ever is a time of plenty, this very fact will automatically lead to an increase in the population until the natural state of starvation and misery is restored. In a universe of electrons and selfish genes, blind physical forces and genetic replication, some people are going to get hurt, other people are going to get lucky, and you won't find any rhyme or reason in it, nor any justice. The universe that we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at bottom, no design, no purpose, no evil, no good, nothing but pitiless indifference.
-Richard Dawkins

People sometimes try to score debating points by saying, "evolution is only a theory." That is correct, but it's important to understand what that means. It is also only a theory that the world goes round the sun... it's just a theory for which there is an immense amount of evidence.
-Richard Dawkins

You cannot be both sane and well educated and disbelieve in evolution. The evidence is so strong that any sane, educated person has got to believe in evolution.
-Richard Dawkins

The enlightenment is under threat. So is reason. So is truth. So is science, especially in the schools of America. I am one of those scientists who feels that it is no longer enough just to get on and do science. We have to devote a significant proportion of our time and resources to defending it from deliberate attack from organized ignorance. We even have to go out on the attack ourselves, for the sake of reason and sanity. Of course, excellent organizations already exist for raising funds and deploying them in service of reason, science, and enlightenment values. But the money that these organizations can raise is dwarfed by the huge resources of religious foundations such as the Templeton Foundation, not to mention the tithe bloated, tax exempt churches.
-Richard Dawkins

Are science and religion converging? No. There are modern scientists whose words sound religious but whose beliefs, on close examination, turn out to be identical to those of other scientists who straightforwardly call themselves atheists.
-Richard Dawkins

To an honest judge, the alleged convergence between religion and science is a shallow, empty, hollow, spin-doctored sham.
-Richard Dawkins

The idea that evolution itself is a random process is a most extraordinary travesty. I wonder if it's deliberately put about maliciously or whether these people honestly believe such a preposterous absurdity. Of course evolution isn't random. It is driven by natural selection, which is a highly non-random force.
-Richard Dawkins

The feeling of awed wonder that science can give us is one of the highest experiences of which the human psyche is capable. It is a deep aesthetic passion to rank with the finest that music and poetry can deliver. It is truly one of the things that make life worth living and it does so, if anything, more effectively if it convinces us that the time we have for living is quite finite.
-Richard Dawkins

Over the centuries, we've moved on from scripture to accumulate precepts of ethical, legal and moral philosophy. We've evolved a liberal consensus of what we regard as underpinnings of decent society, such as the idea that we don't approve of slavery or discrimination on the grounds of race or sex, that we respect free speech and the rights of the individual. All of these things that have become second nature to our morals today owe very little to religion, and mostly have been won in opposition to the teeth of religion.
-Richard Dawkins

Certainly I see the scientific view of the world as incompatible with religion, but that is not what is interesting about it. It is also incompatible with magic, but that also is not worth stressing. What is interesting about the scientific world view is that it is true, inspiring, remarkable and that it unites a whole lot of phenomena under a single heading.
-Richard Dawkins

More generally it is completely unrealistic to claim, as Gould and many others do, that religion keeps itself away from science's turf, restricting itself to morals and values. A universe with a supernatural presence would be a fundamentally and qualitatively different kind of universe from one without. The difference is, inescapably, a scientific difference. Religions make existence claims, and this means scientific claims.
-Richard Dawkins

There is something dishonestly self serving in the tactic of claiming that all religious beliefs are outside the domain of science. On the one hand, miracle stories and the promise of life after death are used to impress simple people, win converts, and swell congregations. It is precisely their scientific power that gives these stories their popular appeal. But at the same time it is considered below the belt to subject the same stories to the ordinary rigors of scientific criticism… these are religious matters and therefore outside the domain of science. But you cannot have it both ways. At least, religious theorists and apologists should not be allowed to get away with having it both ways. Unfortunately all too many of us, including nonreligious people, are unaccountably ready to let them.
-Richard Dawkins

In childhood our credulity serves us well. It helps us to pack, with extraordinary rapidity, our skulls full of the wisdom of our parents and our ancestors. But if we don't grow out of it in the fullness of time, our ... nature makes us a sitting target for astrologers, mediums, gurus, evangelists, and quacks. We need to replace the automatic credulity of childhood with the constructive skepticism of adult science.
-Richard Dawkins

Who'd go back to astrology when they've sampled the real thing… astronomy?
-Richard Dawkins

You could give Aristotle a tutorial. And you could thrill him to the core of his being. Aristotle was an encyclopedic polymath, an all time intellect. Yet not only can you know more than him about the world. You also can have a deeper understanding of how everything works. Such is the privilege of living after Newton, Darwin, Einstein, Planck, Watson, Crick and their colleagues.
-Richard Dawkins

You contain a trillion copies of a large, textual document written in a highly accurate, digital code, each copy as voluminous as a substantial book. I'm talking, of course, of the DNA in your cells.
-Richard Dawkins

If you have a faith, it is statistically overwhelmingly likely that it is the same faith as your parents and grandparents had. No doubt soaring cathedrals, stirring music, moving stories, and parables help a bit. But by far the most important variable determining your religion is the accident of birth. The convictions that you so passionately believe would have been a completely different, and largely contradictory, set of convictions, if only you had happened to be born in a different place.
-Richard Dawkins

Religious people split into three main groups when faced with science. I shall label them the know-nothings, the know-alls, and the no-contests.
-Richard Dawkins

Biblical archaeology was developed early in this century in an effort to substantiate the authenticity of the Biblical account. It's by now generally recognized in Biblical scholarship that it has done the opposite. The Bible is not a historical text, and has only vague resemblances to what took place, as far as can be reconstructed.
-Richard Dawkins

I think there is a serenity that comes from understanding, from being able to solve a mystery. And the bigger the mystery, the greater the serenity. When you think about the diversity, complexity, and beauty of life -- the elegance of the apparent design of life - it adds up to a colossal mystery. And the solution, Darwin's solution, is quite remarkably simple. My serenity comes from the satisfaction of seeing a really, really neat, elegant explanation that can explain so much.
-Richard Dawkins

It comes, I'm sorry to say, from religion. And from bad religion. You won't find any opposition to the idea of evolution among sophisticated, educated theologians. It comes from an exceedingly retarded, primitive version of religion, which unfortunately is at present undergoing an epidemic in the United States.
-Richard Dawkins

My American friends tell me that you are slipping towards a theocratic Dark Age. Which is very disagreeable for the very large number of educated, intelligent and right-thinking people in America. Unfortunately, at present, it's slightly outnumbered by the ignorant, uneducated people who voted Bush in.
-Richard Dawkins

It's said that the only rational stance is agnosticism because you can neither prove nor disprove the existence of the supernatural creator. I find that a weak position. It is true that you can't disprove anything but you can put a probability value on it. There's an infinite number of things that you can't disprove: unicorns, werewolves, and teapots in orbit around Mars. But we don't pay any heed to them unless there is some positive reason to think that they do exist.
-Richard Dawkins

Disagreements between incompatible beliefs cannot be settled by reasoned argument because reasoned argument is drummed out of those trained in religion from the cradle. Instead, disagreements are settled by other means which, in extreme cases, inevitably become violent. Scientists disagree among themselves but they never fight over their disagreements. They argue about evidence or go out and seek new evidence. Much the same is true of philosophers, historians and literary critics.
-Richard Dawkins

People brought up to believe in faith and private revelation cannot be persuaded by evidence to change their minds. No wonder religious zealots throughout history have resorted to torture and execution, to crusades and jihads, to holy wars and purges and pogroms, to the Inquisition and the burning of witches.
-Richard Dawkins

I suspect that today if you asked people to justify their belief in god, the dominant reason would be scientific. Most people, I believe, think that you need a god to explain the existence of the world, and especially the existence of life. They are wrong, but our education system is such that many people don't know it.
-Richard Dawkins

A universe with a god would like quite different from a universe without one. A physics, a biology where there is a god is bound to look different. So the most basic claims of religion are scientific. Religion is a scientific theory.
-Richard Dawkins

We should take astrology seriously. No, I don't mean we should believe in it. I am talking about fighting it seriously instead of humoring it as a piece of harmless fun.
-Richard Dawkins

Consider this: If a paranormalist could really give an unequivocal demonstration of telepathy - precognition, psychokinesis, reincarnation, whatever it is - he would be the discoverer of a totally new principle unknown to physical science. The discoverer of the new energy field that links mind to mind in telepathy, or of the new fundamental force that moves objects around a tabletop, deserves a Nobel Prize and would probably get one. If you are in possession of this revolutionary secret of science, why not prove it and be hailed as the new Newton? Of course, we know the answer. You can't do it. You are a fake.
-Richard Dawkins

The universe is a strange and wondrous place. The truth is quite odd enough to need no help from pseudoscientific charlatans. The public appetite for wonder can be fed, through the powerful medium of television, without compromising the principles of honesty and reason.
-Richard Dawkins

The world and the universe is an extremely beautiful place, and the more we understand about it the more beautiful does it appear. It is an immensely exciting experience to be born in the world, born in the universe, and look around you and realize that before you die you have the opportunity of understanding an immense amount about that world and about that universe and about life and about why we're here. We have the opportunity of understanding far, far more than any of our predecessors ever. That is such an exciting possibility, it would be such a shame to blow it and end your life not having understood what there is to understand.
-Richard Dawkins

I think it's important to realize that when two opposite points of view are expressed with equal intensity, the truth does not necessarily lie exactly halfway between them. It is possible for one side to be simply wrong.
-Richard Dawkins

The patient typically finds himself impelled by some deep, inner conviction that something is true, or right, or virtuous… a conviction that doesn't seem to owe anything to evidence or reason, but which, nevertheless, he feels as totally compelling and convincing. We doctors refer to such a belief as faith.
-Richard Dawkins

The theory of evolution by cumulative natural selection is the only theory we know of that is in principle capable of explaining the existence of organized complexity.
-Richard Dawkins

After sleeping through a hundred million centuries we have finally opened our eyes on a sumptuous planet, sparkling with color, bountiful with life. Within decades we must close our eyes again. Isn't it a noble, an enlightened way of spending our brief time in the sun, to work at understanding the universe and how we have come to wake up in it? This is how I answer when I am asked - as I am surprisingly often - why I bother to get up in the mornings.
-Richard Dawkins

What has theology ever said that is of the smallest use to anybody? When has theology ever said anything that is demonstrably true and is not obvious? What makes you think that theology is a subject at all?
-Richard Dawkins

Revealed faith is not harmless nonsense... it can be lethally dangerous nonsense. Dangerous because it gives people unshakeable confidence in their own righteousness. Dangerous because it gives them false courage to kill themselves, which automatically removes normal barriers to killing others. Dangerous because it teaches enmity to others labeled only by a difference of inherited tradition. And dangerous because we have all bought into a weird respect, which uniquely protects religion from normal criticism. Let's now stop being so damned respectful!
-Richard Dawkins

Bush and Bin Laden are really on the same side: the side of faith and violence against the side of reason and discussion. Both have implacable faith that they are right and the other is evil. Each believes that when he dies, he is going to heaven. Each believes that if he could kill the other, his path to paradise in the next world would be even swifter. The delusional next world is welcome to both of them. This world would be a much better place without either of them.
-Richard Dawkins

It would be deeply depressing if the only way children could get moral values was from religion. Either from scripture - and god knows we don't want them to get it from scripture - I mean, just look at scripture. Or, from being afraid of god, being intimidated by god. Anybody who is good for only those two reasons is not really being good at all.
-Richard Dawkins

We are going to die, and that makes us the lucky ones. Most people are never going to die because they are never going to be born. The potential people who could have been here in my place but who will in fact never see the light of day outnumber the sand grains of the Sahara. Certainly those unborn ghosts include greater poets than Keats, scientists greater than Newton. We know this because the set of possible people allowed by our DNA so massively outnumbers the set of actual people. In the teeth of these stupefying odds it is you and I, in our ordinariness, that are here.
-Richard Dawkins

Today the theory of evolution is about as much open to doubt as the theory that the earth goes round the sun.
-Richard Dawkins

Each generation is a filter, a sieve, good genes tend to fall through the sieve into the next generation, bad genes tend to end up in bodies that die young or without reproducing.
-Richard Dawkins

The genetic code is in fact literally identical in all animals, plants and bacteria. All earthly living things are certainly descended from a single ancestor.
-Richard Dawkins

There is no spirit - driven life force, no throbbing, heaving, pullulating, protoplasmic, mystic jelly. Life is just bytes and bytes and bytes of digital information.
-Richard Dawkins

I want to examine that dangerous thing that's common to Judaism and Christianity as well: the process of non - thinking called faith.
-Richard Dawkins

Religion is about turning untested belief into unshakable truth through the power of institutions and the passage of time.
-Richard Dawkins

One of the things that are wrong with religion is that it teaches us to be satisfied with answers which are not really answers at all.
-Richard Dawkins

You've just said a very revealing thing. Are you telling me that the only reason you don't steal and rape and murder is that you're frightened of god?
-Richard Dawkins

There's real poetry in the real world. Science is the poetry of reality.
-Richard Dawkins

We admit that we are like apes, but we seldom realize that we are apes. Our common ancestor with the chimpanzees and gorillas is much more recent than their common ancestor with the Asian apes: the gibbons and orangutans. There is no natural category that includes chimpanzees, gorillas, and orangutans but excludes humans.
-Richard Dawkins

I'm not a very good politician, and it doesn't really occur to me to think about what's the best way to achieve something politically. If you look at the historical struggle for women's suffrage, for example, women who militantly campaigned for the right to vote were written off as strident extremists, and people accused them of alienating the very people whose support they should have been courting. But today, the idea of women not being allowed to vote is preposterous. Would you be moderate? Would you be respectful? You wouldn't.
-Richard Dawkins

Who will say with confidence that sexual abuse is more permanently damaging to children than threatening them with the eternal and unquenchable fires of hell?
-Richard Dawkins

If somebody believes that the world is only a few thousand years old, when the true age of the Earth is of the order of a few billion years old, which means they are out by a factor of a million... which is not a trivial error.
-Richard Dawkins

Faith is belief in spite of evidence. I am against religion because it teaches us to be satisfied with not understanding the world.
-Richard Dawkins

The god of the Old Testament is arguably the most unpleasant character in all fiction: jealous and proud of it: a petty, unjust, unforgiving control-freak, a vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser, a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, pestilential, megalomaniacal, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully.
-Richard Dawkins

Life makes the wonders of technology seem commonplace. So where does life come from? What is it? Why are we here? What are we for? What is the meaning of life? There's a conventional wisdom which says that science has nothing to say about such questions. Well, all I can say is that if science has nothing to say, it's certain that no other discipline can say anything at all. But in fact, science has a great deal to say about such questions.
-Richard Dawkins

In any case, all creation, all design, all machines and houses and paintings and computers and airplanes, everything designed and made by us, everything made by other creatures, is only made possible because there are already brains put together as designoid objects - and designoid objects come about only through gradual evolution. Creation, when it does occur in the universe, is an afterthought. When creation appeared on this planet it came locally, and it came late. Creation does not belong in any account of the fundamentals of the universe. Creation is something that, rather late in the day, grows up in the universe.
-Richard Dawkins

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Carl Sagan


Astronomer and astrochemist, Popularizer of astrophysics and science at large, Promoter of SETI

Carl SaganThe truth may be puzzling. It may take some work to grapple with. It may be counterintuitive. It may contradict deeply held prejudices. It may not be consonant with what we desperately want to be true. But our preferences do not determine what's true.
-Carl Sagan

I would love to believe that when I die I will live again, that some thinking, feeling, remembering part of me will continue. But much as I want to believe that, and despite the ancient and worldwide cultural traditions that assert an afterlife, I know of nothing to suggest that it is more than wishful thinking.
-Carl Sagan

The world is so exquisite with so much love and moral depth, that there is no reason to deceive ourselves with pretty stories for which there's little good evidence. Far better it seems to me, in our vulnerability, is to look death in the eye and to be grateful every day for the brief but magnificent opportunity that life provides.
-Carl Sagan

Who is more humble? The scientist who looks at the universe with an open mind and accepts whatever the universe has to teach us, or somebody who says everything in this book must be considered the literal truth and never mind the fallibility of all the human beings involved?
-Carl Sagan

The Cosmos is all that is or ever was or ever will be. Our feeblest contemplations of the Cosmos stir us - there is a tingling in the spine, a catch in the voice, a faint sensation, as if a distant memory, of falling from a height. We know we are approaching the greatest of
-Carl Sagan

If we long for our planet to be important, there is something we can do about it. We make our world significant by the courage of our questions and by the depth of our answers.
-Carl Sagan

A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism.
-Carl Sagan

The major religions on the Earth contradict each other left and right. You can't all be correct. And what if all of you are wrong? It's a possibility, you know. You must care about the truth, right? Well, the way to winnow through all the differing contentions is to be skeptical. I'm not any more skeptical about your religious beliefs than I am about every new scientific idea I hear about. But in my line of work, they're called hypotheses, not inspiration and not revelation.
-Carl Sagan

Anything you don't understand, Mr. Rankin, you attribute to god. God for you is where you sweep away all the mysteries of the world, all the challenges to our intelligence. You simply turn your mind off and say god did it.
-Carl Sagan

You see, the religious people - most of them - really think this planet is an experiment. That's what their beliefs come down to. Some god or other is always fixing and poking, messing around with tradesmen's wives, giving tablets on mountains, commanding you to mutilate your children, telling people what words they can say and what words they can't say, making people feel guilty about enjoying themselves, and like that. Why can't the gods leave well enough alone?
-Carl Sagan

Our posturing, our imagined self-importance, the delusion that we have some privileged position in the Universe:, are challenged by this point of pale light. Our planet is a lonely speck in the great enveloping cosmic dark. In our obscurity, in all this vastness, there is no hint that help will come from elsewhere to save us from ourselves.
-Carl Sagan

In some respects, science has far surpassed religion in delivering awe. How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, "This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed"? Instead they say, "No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way."
-Carl Sagan

It is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.
-Carl Sagan

Think of how many religions attempt to validate themselves with prophecy. Think of how many people rely on these prophecies, however vague, however unfulfilled, to support or prop up their beliefs. Yet has there ever been a religion with the prophetic accuracy and reliability of science?
-Carl Sagan

A central lesson of science is that to understand complex issues (or even simple ones), we must try to free our minds of dogma and to guarantee the freedom to publish, to contradict, and to experiment. Arguments from authority are unacceptable.
-Carl Sagan

Atheism is more than just the knowledge that gods do not exist, and that religion is either a mistake or a fraud. Atheism is an attitude, a frame of mind that looks at the world objectively, fearlessly, always trying to understand all things as a part of nature.
-Carl Sagan

I maintain there is much more wonder in science than in pseudoscience. And in addition, to whatever measure this term has any meaning, science has the additional virtue, and it is not an inconsiderable one, of being true.
-Carl Sagan

In science it often happens that scientists say, "You know that's a really good argument... my position is mistaken," and then they would actually change their minds and you never hear that old view from them again. They really do it. It doesn't happen as often as it should, because scientists are human and change is sometimes painful. But it happens every day. I cannot recall the last time something like that happened in politics or religion.
-Carl Sagan

Skeptical scrutiny is the means, in both science and religion, by which deep thoughts can be winnowed from deep nonsense.
-Carl Sagan

In every country, we should be teaching our children the scientific method and the reasons for a Bill of Rights. With it comes a certain decency, humility and community spirit. In the demon-haunted world that we inhabit by virtue of being human, this may be all that stands between us and the enveloping darkness.
-Carl Sagan

Who are we? We find that we live on an insignificant planet of a humdrum star lost in a galaxy tucked away in some forgotten corner of a universe in which there are far more galaxies than people.
-Carl Sagan

My view is that if there is no evidence for it, then forget about it. An agnostic is somebody who doesn't believe in something until there is evidence for it, so I'm agnostic.
-Carl Sagan

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Bertrand Russell


Philosopher, Historian, Logician, Mathematician

Bertrand RussellReligion is based, I think, primarily and mainly upon fear. It is partly the terror of the unknown, and partly the wish to feel that you have a kind of elder brother who will stand by you in all your troubles and disputes. Fear is the basis of the whole thing... fear of the mysterious, fear of defeat, fear of death. Science can help us to get over this craven fear in which mankind has lived for so many generations. Science can teach us, and I think our own hearts can teach us, no longer to look round for imaginary supports, no longer to invent allies in the sky, but rather to look to our own efforts here below to make this world a fit place to live in, instead of the sort of place that the churches in all these centuries have made it.
-Bertrand Russell

If everything must have a cause, then god must have a cause. If there can be anything without a cause, it may just as well be the world as god, so that there cannot be any validity in that argument.
-Bertrand Russell

There is something feeble and a little contemptible about a man who cannot face the perils of life without the help of comfortable myths. Almost inevitably some part of him is aware that they are myths and that he believes them only because they are comforting. But he dare not face this thought! Moreover, since he is aware, however dimly, that his opinions are not rational, he becomes furious when they are disputed.
-Bertrand Russell

We do not speak of faith that two and two are four or that the earth is round. We only speak of faith when we wish to substitute emotion for evidence.
-Bertrand Russell

It is not by prayer and humility that you cause things to go as you wish, but by acquiring a knowledge of natural laws. The power you acquire in this way is much greater and more reliable than that formerly supposed to be acquired by prayer.
-Bertrand Russell

The power of science has no known limits. We were told that faith could remove mountains, but no one believed it. We are now told that the atomic bomb can remove mountains, and everyone believes it.
-Bertrand Russell

To allow oneself to entertain pleasant beliefs as a means of avoiding fear is not to live in the best way. In so far as religion makes its appeal to fear, it is lowering to human dignity
-Bertrand Russell

A good world needs knowledge, kindliness, and courage. It does not need a regretful hankering after the past, or a fettering of the free intelligence by the words uttered long ago by ignorant men.
-Bertrand Russell

Stalin's language is full of reminiscences of the theological seminary in which he received his training. What the world needs is not dogma, but an attitude of scientific inquiry, combined with a belief that the torture of millions is not desirable, whether inflicted by Stalin or by a Deity imagined in the likeness of the believer.
-Bertrand Russell

Religion is based mainly on fear... fear of the mysterious, fear of defeat, fear of death. Fear is the parent of cruelty, and therefore it is no wonder if cruelty and religion have gone hand in hand.
-Bertrand Russell

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Christopher Hitchens


Political observer, Author, Journalist, and Literary critic

Christopher
      Hitchens

What can be asserted without proof can be dismissed without proof.
-Christopher Hitchens

Faith is the surrender of the mind. It's the surrender of reason. It's the surrender of the only thing that makes us different from other mammals. It's our need to believe, and to surrender our skepticism and our reason, our yearning to discard that and put all our trust or faith in someone or something, that is the sinister thing to me.
-Christopher Hitchens

I will not play with the toys. Don't bring the toys to my house. Don't say my children must play with the toys. Enough with clerical and religious bullying and intimidation.
-Christopher Hitchens

They [Islamo-fascists] gave us no peace and we shouldn't give them any. We can't live on the same planet as them and I'm glad because I don't want to. I don't want to breathe the same air as these psychopaths and murderers and rapists and torturers and child abusers. It's them or me. I'm very happy about this because I know it will be them. It's a duty and a responsibility to defeat them. But it's also a pleasure. I don't regard it as a grim task at all.
-Christopher Hitchens

The mildest criticism of religion is also the most radical and the most devastating one. Religion is man-made. Even the men who made it cannot agree on what their prophets or redeemers or gurus actually said or did.
-Christopher Hitchens

My own opinion is enough for me, and I claim the right to have it defended against any consensus, any majority, anywhere, any place, any time. And anyone who disagrees with this can pick a number, get in line, and kiss my ass.
-Christopher Hitchens

I have been called arrogant myself in my time, and hope to earn the title again, but to claim that I am privy to the secrets of the universe and its creator... that's beyond my conceit. I therefore have no choice but to find something suspect even in the humblest believer. Even the most humane and compassionate of the monotheisms and polytheisms are complicit in this quiet and irrational authoritarianism: they proclaim us, in Fulke Greville's unforgettable line, "Created sick - Commanded to be well."
-Christopher Hitchens

The death toll is not nearly high enough... too many Jihadists have escaped.
-Christopher Hitchens

Religion ends and philosophy begins, just as alchemy ends and chemistry begins, and astrology ends and astronomy begins.
-Christopher Hitchens

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Voltaire


French Enlightenment philosopher and writer known for his wit and defense of civil liberties

VoltaireMy own view on religion is that of Lucretius. I regard it as a disease born of fear and as a source of untold misery to the human race.
-Voltaire

Christianity is the most ridiculous, the most absurd, and bloody religion that has ever infected the world.
-Voltaire

Every sensible man, every honorable man, must hold the Christian sect in horror.
-Voltaire

Nothing can be more contrary to religion and the clergy than reason and common sense.
-Voltaire

If we believe absurdities, we shall commit atrocities.
-Voltaire

Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is absurd.
-Voltaire

All men are born with a nose and ten fingers, but no one was born with a knowledge of god.
-Voltaire

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Friedrich Nietzsche


Philosopher and philologist

Friedrich
      NietzscheAll religions bear traces of the fact that they arose during the intellectual immaturity of the human race, before it had learned the obligations to speak the truth.
-Friedrich Nietzsche

Faith means not wanting to know what is true.
-Friedrich Nietzsche

So long as the priest, that professional negator, slanderer and poisoner of life, is regarded as a superior type of human being, there cannot be any answer to the question: What is truth?
-Friedrich Nietzsche

The Christian faith from the beginning, is sacrifice: the sacrifice of all freedom, all pride, all self-confidence of spirit... it is at the same time subjection, a self-derision, and self-mutilation.
-Friedrich Nietzsche

After coming into contact with a religious man I always feel I must wash my hands.
-Friedrich Nietzsche

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Noam Chomsky


Institute Professor emeritus and professor emeritus of linguistics at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology

Noam ChomskyI'm what's called here a "secular atheist," except that I can't even call myself an "atheist" because it is not at all clear what I'm being asked to deny.
-Noam Chomsky

How do I define god? I don't. Divinities have been understood in various ways in the cultural traditions that we know. Take, say, the core of the established religions today: the Bible. It is basically polytheistic, with the warrior god demanding of his chosen people that they not worship the other gods and destroy those who do -- in an extremely brutal way, in fact. It would be hard to find a more genocidal text in the literary canon, or a more violent and destructive character than the god who was to be worshipped.
-Noam Chomsky

Do I believe in god? Can't answer, I'm afraid. I'm not being flippant, but I don't understand the question. What is it that I am supposed to believe or not believe in?
-Noam Chomsky

I don't see how one can "believe in organized religion." What does it mean to believe in an organization? One can join it, support it, oppose it, accept its doctrines or reject them. There are many kinds of organized religion. People associate themselves with some of them, or not, for all sorts of reasons, maybe belief in some of their doctrines.
-Noam Chomsky

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Sigmund Freud


Physician who fathered the psychoanalytic school of psychology

Sigmund FreudReligion is comparable to childhood neurosis.
-Sigmund Freud

The whole thing is so patently infantile, so foreign to reality, that to anyone with a friendly attitude to humanity it is painful to think that the great majority of mortals will never be able to rise above this view of life.
-Sigmund Freud

Neither in my private life nor in my writings, have I ever made a secret of being an out-and-out unbeliever.
-Sigmund Freud

Religion is an illusion and it derives its strength from the fact that it falls in with our instinctual desires.
-Sigmund Freud

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Penn Jillette


Prominent illusionists, libertarians, and rationalists

Penn JiletteBelieving there's no god means I can't really be forgiven except by kindness and faulty memories. That's good... it makes me want to be more thoughtful. I have to try to treat people right the first time around.
-Penn Jillette

But we [Penn & Teller] are pro-science, and when you're pro-science, that means you're an atheist, by definition, because religion... no matter how much they put "10 Top Scientists Talk About Why They Believe In God" on the cover of TIME magazine, you kind of have to look and go, "How come these 10 top scientists are all teaching at community colleges?"
-Penn Jillette

I think religion is a deadly threat to the survival of the species and to the continued evolution of the brain.
-Penn Jillette

An atheist can still say he wishes it was true. It would be nice if it was true. I can't see why it would be nice if it was true. I simply can't see that. To have pre-cradle to post-grave round the clock supervision and surveillance by someone with a very devious form of morality... who wants this to be true? I'm delighted that there's no reason to think that it's true. It's humanity's most obvious falsification.
-Penn Jillette

Atheists do look for answers to existence itself. They just don't make them up.
-Penn Jillette

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Others
Noteworthy intellectuals and public figures


Atheism leaves a man to sense, to philosophy, to natural piety, to laws, to reputation... all of which may be guides to an outward moral virtue, even if religion vanished. But religious superstition dismounts all these and erects an absolute monarchy in the minds of men.
-Francis Bacon

I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.
-Stephen Roberts

The Bible is not my book, nor Christianity my profession. I could never give assent to the long complicated statements of Christian dogma.
-Abraham Lincoln

When I do good, I feel good. When I do bad, I feel bad. That's my religion.
-Abraham Lincoln

All thinking men are atheists.
-Ernest Hemmingway

Religious bondage shackles and debilitates the mind and unfits it for every noble enterprise.
-James Madison

I have never seen the slightest scientific proof of the religious theories of heaven and hell, of future life for individuals or of a personal god.
-Thomas Edison

Religion is excellent stuff for keeping common people quiet.
-Napoleon Bonaparte

The Bible and the church have been the greatest stumbling blocks in the way of women's emancipation.
-Elizabeth Cady Stanton

Man will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest.
-Diderot

People should reject god defiantly in order to pour out all their loving solicitude upon mankind.
-Albert Camus

I do not believe in the divinity of Christ, and there are many other of the postulates of the orthodox church to which I cannot subscribe.
-William Howard Taft

Faith may be defined briefly as an illogical belief in the occurrence of the improbable. A man full of faith is simply one who has lost (or never had) the capacity for clear and realistic thought. He is not a mere ass... he is actually ill.
-Henry Louis Mencken

I turned to speak to god,
About the world's despair,
But to make bad matters worse,
I found god wasn't there.
-Robert Frost

We must question the story logic of having an all-knowing, all-powerful god, who creates faulty humans, and then blames them for his own mistakes.
-Gene Roddenberry

Say what you will about the sweet miracle of unquestioning faith. I consider a capacity for it terrifying and absolutely vile.
-Kurt Vonnegut

Faith is believing something you know ain't true.
-Mark Twain

Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful.
-Lucious Seneca

The time appears to me to have come when it is the duty of all to make their dissent from religion known.
-John Stuart Mill

When I think of all the harm the Bible has done, I despair of ever writing anything to equal it.
-Oscar Wilde

All national institutions of churches, whether Jewish, Christian, or Turkish appear to me no other than human inventions, set up to terrify and enslave mankind, and monopolize power and profit.
-Thomas Paine

At least two thirds of our miseries spring from human stupidity, human malice and those great motivators and justifiers of malice and stupidity, idealism, dogmatism and proselytizing zeal on behalf of religious or political idols.
-Aldous Huxley

Just in terms of allocation of time resources, religion is not very efficient. There's a lot more I could be doing on a Sunday morning.
-Bill Gates

A deist is someone who has not lived long enough to become an atheist.
-Diderot

It is surely harmful to souls to make it a heresy to believe what is proved.
-Galileo Galilei

Nothing physical which sense-experience sets before our eyes, or which necessary demonstrations prove to us, ought to be called into question, much less condemned, upon the testimony of biblical passages.
-Galileo Galilei

It vexes me when they would constrain science by the authority of the Scriptures, and yet do not consider themselves bound to answer reason and experiment.
-Galileo Galilei

Faith is the commitment of one's consciousness to beliefs for which one has no sensory evidence or rational proof. A mystic is a man who treats his feelings as tools of cognition.
-Ayn Rand

I have found Christian dogma unintelligible. Early in life, I absented myself from Christian assemblies.
-Benjamin Franklin

-I condemn false prophets, I condemn the effort to take away the power of rational decision, to drain people of their free will and a hell of a lot of money in the bargain. Religions vary in their degree of idiocy, but I reject them all. For most people, religion is nothing more than a substitute for a malfunctioning brain.
-Gene Roddenberry

At present there is not a single credible established religion in the world.
-George Bernard Shaw

Religious bondage shackles and debilitates the mind and unfits it for every noble enterprise.
-James Madison

In many instances they have been upholding the thrones of political tyranny. In no instance have they been seen as the guardians of the liberties of the people. Rulers who wished to subvert the public liberty have found in the clergy convenient auxiliaries.
-James Madison

Where do we find a precept in the Bible for Creeds, Confessions, Doctrines and Oaths, and whole carloads of other trumpery that we find religion encumbered with in these days?
-John Adams

This would be the best of all possible worlds, if there were no religion in it.
-Mark Twain

The church says the earth is flat, but I know that it is round, for I have seen the shadow on the moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the church.
-Ferdinand Magellan

It [the Bible] is full of interest. It has noble poetry in it, and some clever fables, and some blood-drenched history, and some good morals, and a wealth of obscenity, and upwards of a thousand lies.
-Mark Twain

The idea of god is the sole wrong for which I cannot forgive mankind.
-Marquis de Sade

The inspiration of the Bible depends on the ignorance of the person who reads it.
-Robert Ingersoll

Fear believes, courage doubts. Fear falls up the earth and prays, courage stands erect and thinks. Fear is barbarism, courage is civilization. Fear believes in witchcraft, devils and ghosts. Fear is religion, courage is science.
-Robert Ingersoll

Why should I allow that same god to tell me how to raise my kids, who had to drown his own?
-Robert Ingersoll

I was born a heretic. I always distrust people who know so much about what god wants them to do to their fellows.
-Susan B. Anthony

I can very well do without god both in my life and in my painting, but I cannot, suffering as I am, do without something which is greater than I am, which is my life, the power to create.
-Vincent Van Gogh

Religion is all bunk.
-Thomas Edison

I cannot believe in the immortality of the soul... No, all this talk of an existence for us, as individuals, beyond the grave is wrong. It is born of our tenacity of life... our desire to go on living... our dread of coming to an end.
-Thomas Edison

The most formidable weapon against errors of every kind is reason. I have never used any other, and I trust I never shall.
-Thomas Paine

it is wrong for a man to say he is certain of the objective truth of a proposition unless he can provide evidence which logically justifies that certainty.
-Thomas Henry Huxley

The scientist who yields anything to theology, however slight, is yielding to ignorance and false pretenses
-H. L. Mencken

In laying hands upon the sacred ark of absolute permanency, in treating the forms that had been regarded as types of fixity and perfection as originating and passing away, the Origin of Species introduced a mode of thinking that in the end was bound to transform the logic of knowledge, and hence the treatment of morals, politics, and religion.
-John Dewey

In religion and politics people's beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second hand, and without examination, from authorities who have not themselves examined the questions at issue but have taken them at second hand from other non-examiners, whose opinions about them were not worth a brass farthing.
-Mark Twain

With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.
-Steven Weinberg

The world holds two classes of men: intelligent men without religion, and religious men without intelligence.
-Abu'l Alaal Ma'arri

I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.
-Stephen Roberts

If there is a god, atheism must seem to him as less of an insult than religion.
-Edmond de Goncourt

It is an interesting and demonstrable fact, that all children are atheists and were religion not inculcated into their minds, they would remain so.
-Ernestine Rose

I'm a polyatheist... there are many gods I don't believe in.
-Dan Fouts

I'm not an atheist. How can you not believe in something that doesn't exist? That's way too convoluted for me.
-A. Whitney Brown

The church of this country is not only indifferent to the wrongs of the slave, it actually takes sides with the oppressors! For my part, I would say, welcome infidelity! Welcome atheism! They convert the very name of religion into an engine of tyranny and barbarous cruelty, and serve to confirm more infidels, in this age, than all the infidel writings of Thomas Paine, Voltaire, and Bolingbroke put together have done!
-Frederick Douglass

There are three principal means of acquiring knowledge... observation of nature, reflection, and experimentation. Observation collects facts, reflection combines them, experimentation verifies the result of that combination.
-Diderot

Peacefully they will die, peacefully they will expire in your name, and beyond the grave they will find only death. But we will keep the secret, and for their own happiness we will entice them with a heavenly and eternal reward. Oh, never, never can they feed themselves without us! No science will give them bread so long as they remain free. In the end they will lay their freedom at our feet, and say to us, "Make us your slaves, but feed us."
-The Grand Inquisitor to his savior in The Brothers Karamazov

Where knowledge ends, religion begins.
-Benjamin Disraeli

All religion is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination, and poetry.
-Edgar Allen Poe

The way to see by faith is to shut the eye of reason.
-Benjamin Franklin

Is god willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him god?
-Epicurus

If we go back to the beginning, we shall find that ignorance and fear created the gods, that fancy enthusiasm or deceit adorned them, that weakness worships them, that credulity preserves them and that custom, respect, and tyranny support them in order to make the blindness of men serve their own interests. If the ignorance of nature gave birth to gods, the knowledge of nature is calculated to destroy them.
-Baron d'Holbach

Properly read, the Bible is the most potent force for atheism ever conceived.
-Isaac Asimov

I really do mean Atheist. I really do not believe that there is a god - in fact I am convinced that there is not a god (a subtle difference). I see not a shred of evidence to suggest that there is one. It's easier to say that I am a radical Atheist, just to signal that I really mean it, have thought about it a great deal, and that it's an opinion I hold seriously. It's funny how many people are genuinely surprised to hear a view expressed so strongly.
-Douglas Adams

I do not believe in god, but as I sat there in the damaged capsule, hopelessly vulnerable to the slightest shift in weather or mechanical fault, I could not believe my eyes.
-Richard Branson

When it comes to bullshit, big-time, major league bullshit, you have to stand in awe of the all-time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims, religion.
-George Carlin

Organized religions in general, in my opinion, are dying forms. They were all very important when we didn't know why the Sun moved, why weather changed, why hurricanes occurred, or volcanoes happened, but modern religion is the end trail of modern mythology. But there are people who interpret the Bible literally. Literally!
-Bruce Willis

I'm not somebody who goes to church on a regular basis. The specific elements of Christianity are not something I'm a huge believer in.
-Bill Gates

I don't believe in Heaven and Hell. I don't know if I believe in god. All I know is that as an individual, I won't allow this life, the only thing I know to exist, to be wasted.
-George Clooney

I'm completely a-religious... atheist. I find that people seem to think religion brings morals and appreciation of nature. I actually think it detracts from both. It gives people the excuse to say, "Oh, nature was just created", and so the act of creation is seen to be something miraculous. I appreciate the fact that, "Wow, it's incredible that something like this could have happened in the first place." I think we can have morals without getting religion into it, and a lot of bad things have come from organized religion in particular. I actually fear organized religion because it usually leads to misuses of power.
-Linus Torvalds

I find it kind of distasteful having religions that tell you what you can do and what you can't do. Catholicism is an example of that kind of non-permissiveness, and I think that is very easy to get into if you are an organized religion. Religion is a very strange idea. In Finland, nobody cares.
-Linus Torvalds

I am an atheist. I don't understand religion at all. I'm sure I'll offend a lot of people by saying this, but I think it's all nonsense.
-Andy Rooney

Christian fundamentalism is a result of a lack of education. They haven't been exposed to what the world has to offer.
-Andy Rooney

No, of course I don't [believe in god] and anyone who tells you that there is a god who make his or her presence known to him or her is hallucinating or not telling the truth."
-Andy Rooney

Death is death, and the ego can't handle the consequences. We should all struggle to the last to hold on to life, and religion encourages people to give up on making this life work because the supposed next life will be fairer. Religion is the source of too many of the world's worst problems.
-Billy Joel

I thought nature itself was so interesting that I didn't want it distorted by miracle stories. And so I gradually came to disbelieve the whole religion.
-Richard Feynman

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Comical Atheist Slogans


Taken from bumper stickers, t-shirts, et cetera

Another godless atheist for peace and world harmony

Atheism: a non-prophet organization.

Creationism? Holy shit.

Don't pray in my school. I won't think in your church.

Faith means not wanting to know what is true.

For Lent, I gave up superstitious mumbo jumbo.

Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for a lifetime. Give a man religion, and he will die praying for a fish.

I wouldn't trust your god even if he did exist.

If 50 million people say a foolish thing, it's still a foolish thing.

If god wanted people to believe in him, then why did he invent logic?

If we were made in his image, when why aren't humans invisible too?

Intelligent design: helping stupid people feel smart since 1987.

Jesus is coming? Don't swallow that.

Jesus saves… you from thinking for yourself.

People who don't want their beliefs laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs.

Praying is popular schizophrenia.

The family that prays together is brainwashing the children

There's a reason why atheists don't fly planes into buildings.

Too stupid to understand science? Try religion.

Worship me, or I will torture you forever. Have a nice day. -god

You say “heretic” like it was a bad thing.

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The Heretic


An instant classic... funny 'cause it's true...

I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. I ran over and said, "Stop! Don't do it!"

He said, "Why shouldn't I?"

I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!"

He said, "Like what?"

I said, "Well, are you religious or atheist?"

He said, "Religious."

I said, "Me too! Are your Christian or Buddhist?"

He said, "Christian."

I said, "Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?"

He said, "Protestant."

I said, "Me too! Are your Episcopalian or Baptist?"

He said, "Baptist!"

I said, "Wow! Me too! Are your Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?"

He said, "Baptist Church of God!"

I said, "Me too! Are your Original Baptist Church of God or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?"

He said, "Reformed Baptist Church of God!"

I said, "Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915?"

He said, "Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915!"

I said, "Die, heretic scum!" and pushed him off.

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